Ok ready for this!

You know you are a woodworker when you decide stationary machinery in your garage is more important then your wife parking her car in the garage!

My wife gave up trying to park in the garage 7 years ago! Saves me a lot of time and extra work.

When the posts are complete on this list, how about compiling them in one big list. There are some darn good ones

You know your a woodworker when you dream of fresh cut cherry scent coming from candles.

When the posts are complete on this list, how about compiling them in one big list. There are some darn good ones

I think we'll do just that Ron!

John, I don't have any stationary machinery in the garage but does 700 BF of lumber count?

You bet! Stationary lumber! How much you got left of that wonderful stash Ron? Have you even skimmed the top yet?

You know your a woodworker when, you have woodworking mags and books stacked up on your nightstand, and somehow they end up under your bed, and when you get up in the morning to go to work you slip and slide on the overflow of mags flowing out from under your bed.

When wifie yells at you for getting sawdust on you good clothes ....

There were some good ones in this thread, most of which I can relate to!

You know you're a woodworker if you notice a bunch of people posting these silly things.  And you read them all to the end.

10 minutes ago, PeteM said:

You know you're a woodworker if you notice a bunch of people posting these silly things.  And you read them all to the end.

And, know they all apply to you.

YKYAWW if you subscribe to two copies of the same WW magazine, one for each bathroom.

 

And you read both cover to cover.

17 minutes ago, PeteM said:

YKYAWW

You know you are a woodworker when you realize it's easier to just use YKYAWW rather than "You Know You Are A Woodworker When". Errr at least, you know you are a smart woodworker!
 

12 minutes ago, John Morris said:

You know you are a woodworker when you realize it's easier to just use YKYAWW rather than "You Know You Are A Woodworker When". Errr at least, you know you are a smart woodworker!
 

Or YKYAAWW when YK spellcheck's there to hide the fact you're not so smart! 

Edited December 15, 20196 yr by Larry Buskirk

 You know your a woodworker when  you open your wallet and Band-aids fall out.

 

Edited December 15, 20196 yr by HandyDan

Ykyaaww when on Feb 14, you come home from work, drop a card off on the table, and go straight to the basement and start putting wax on the Shopsmith.

2 hours ago, Artie said:

Ykyaaww when on Feb 14, you come home from work, drop a card off on the table, and go straight to the basement and start putting wax on the Shopsmith.

How did that work out???

When you open the dryer and pet bedding rains out with your clothes!  Done that a few times recently.

On 12/12/2014 at 9:31 AM, John Moody said:

 

I have done that, went back loaded the log and put in my yard!

Yep got a whole walnut that way.

 

You know you are a woodworker when you draw plans at work so you will have more time to work in the shop.

 

You know you are a woodworker when the wife is understanding of your need for wood exposure when on vacation.

 

When your wife actually brags about what you make.

8 hours ago, HandyDan said:

 You know your a woodworker when  you open your wallet and Band-aids fall out.

 

Learned that one in Boy Scouts