I tried to post a picture of me with a half beard telling why I am with half of a beard. All that came out that I can see is from my hat up. No face at all and the explanation was the photo had too many pixels. Thats kind of strange for all my pictures for the last five years or more are pictures I post is from the same phone.  

   My daughter just came to see us and she has that same complete picture that I thought I posted here

Now, for the last few days guys here on this site are commenting like they can see the whole picture but I seem to be the only one who can't see the picture

   I'm not savy enough to figure out what happened. Someone enlighten me. 

Smallpatch

 

 

If someone could enlighten me, please link me to the post with Jess and the pic?

I am not sure Jess, until I see the post, but I am sure I can get to the bottom of this!

John I took the picture of the mini golf course I had for my profile picture off and tried to post my half beard picture in its place. It told me the pixels was too many so all I got to see on my computer was the top of my hat up.  But then guys were saying it was on their scenes. I been using the same phone for all my pictures I post here so something was not right, you got any ideas?

Hey Jeff, post your picture here in this topic, and I'll fix it for ya so it can be uploaded to your profile pic. The size limit for profile pics is 0.5 MB, so ya it's probably too big. But I can fix it for ya if you want, just upload it here.

https://thepatriotwoodworker.com/profile/4402-smallpatch/

 

https://thepatriotwoodworker.com/profile/4402-smallpatch/

 

Well, you know what they say, "half a beard is better than no beard at all". 

4 hours ago, Smallpatch said:

I tried to post a picture of me with a half beard telling why I am with half of a beard.

  Did you forget that you were just trimming and not shaving? I did that at least once.

Edited December 23, 20232 yr by DuckSoup

No Soup, I am starting to make it easier to spot wood workers no matter where I am, pumping gas , buying groceries or where ever I be.  I have noticed more and more different hair does that are doing the same as a half beard so this would identify the people I am interested in....I already have one in that category so now I need folks involved besides me. But as of today I have never seen anyone else with a half beard......

  I think there are about a million folks in my town, Breckenridge, Tx. and its gonna take a while for word to get around.

  Jess

@Smallpatch, I think I got ya taken care of sir.

I see John, thanks.... but was that on my end, if so I apologize for the trouble I caused. Are you gonna join my half beard thingy?

5 minutes ago, Smallpatch said:

I see John, thanks.... but was that on my end, if so I apologize for the trouble I caused. Are you gonna join my half beard thingy?

Just had my monthly hair cut and beard trim. Both are about half as long as they were before. Does that count?

5 hours ago, Smallpatch said:

I see John, thanks.... but was that on my end, if so I apologize for the trouble I caused. Are you gonna join my half beard thingy?

It's the funky crazy way this software works Jess, you did nothing out of place or in error. No trouble at all!

I'd join the beard thingy, but I can't even grow hair on the top of my head yet alone the bottom of my face.

Sorry Jess, I'll have to pass I'd look like a half-naked Cousin Itt with a half-beard.

Thank for the excuses guys. I figured someone would reply that questions which side are we shaving off and which side stays? But it would be neat for everyone who does wood working to have something for other woodworkers to automatically identify. Cause I know everyone would have that special question they need answered right then...

 

Larry if that is you in there did you put that deadly snake behind you on purpose?

On 12/24/2023 at 8:17 AM, Smallpatch said:

Larry if that is you in there did you put that deadly snake behind you on purpose?

 

Yea, Itt's Me, that snake died after it bit me. 

The only thing that gives us problems in the steam tunnels is yhpruM. 

Okay Larry I'll bite, so what is a steam tunnel.  I don't think we have those in Texas. Some folks do build themselves tornado 

shelters..It seems like I have heard stories where all the neighbors fill it up as the owner is holding the door open. That would be a raised slanted door parallel to the ground.??

3 hours ago, Smallpatch said:

Okay Larry I'll bite, so what is a steam tunnel.  I don't think we have those in Texas. Some folks do build themselves tornado 

shelters..It seems like I have heard stories where all the neighbors fill it up as the owner is holding the door open. That would be a raised slanted door parallel to the ground.??

That photo was taken in the north end of the east steam tunnel under the north addition of the old schoolhouse next door.

The building is around 10,000 square feet and heated with a gas fired boiler. The pipes for the system run through two tunnels under the addition.

Both tunnels are about 70' long with openings from both ends the ones in the north end are accessed through trap doors in the floors of two classrooms.

The west tunnel comes out behind the boiler, and the east in the old kitchen area at the south end. They're about a square yard in size their full lengths.

 

29 minutes ago, Larry Buskirk said:

They're about a square yard in size their full lengths.

Your knees work better than mine. They'd have to stretch me on the rack to straighten out from that position!

6 minutes ago, lew said:

Your knees work better than mine. They'd have to stretch me on the rack to straighten out from that position!

I can go faster through the tunnels doing the "Tunnel Walk" than Bruce can crawling on his hands and knees. 

Bruce can't even get into that position without tipping over.

He say's I'm not normal. 

I never said I was. 

I can do the "Keep On Truckin' walk also.