Neighbor wanted help building a fence

[Smallpatch]

I went over and left these plans. He wasn't home so I left him this. I think he should consider this for he would be the talk of the town.

[HandyDan]

If the "optometristical" illusion could be built he may indeed like it.

[DAB]

it'll keep the cows in, but Wile E. Coyote will go right thru that.  he's a Super Genius!

[DuckSoup]

  It might be worth a trip to the zoning board just to see if they give their approval. 

[Gunny]

On ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 10:02 AM, DuckSoup said:

It might be worth a trip to the zoning board just to see if they give their approval. 

They would want a environmental impact study.  Signed in triplicate, buried in peat moss, lost, quired over, and finally signed in blood by your Great Aunt.

 

LOL

[Artie]

You just short-circuited my brain. I’m trying to reboot.

[PeteM]

This is what happens when you use SketchUp too much.

[DAB]

(some stuffed shirt on the zoning board):  well, yes, i agree that you have a right to fence your property, to keep your children and animals within the confines of your land, and to keep others out unless invited, but I think you should consider building a more inclusive fence, one that is welcoming, friendly,  helpful, non-toxic, renewable, non-fat, energy efficient, low impact, visually invisible, and designed by a noted architect, what do you think?

 

(you, answering honestly):  i think you're nuts.

[Grandpadave52]

So how do you get out of that enclosure?

I can't find the gate.