November 3, 20169 yr 8 minutes ago, Grandpadave52 said: Did I say router? I meant to say, kidney...I don't need another kidney... you did and no problemo... the draw and quarter crew is on the the way there now.... we'll get this insurgency/insurrection nipped in the bud right off...
November 3, 20169 yr On a narrow road through tall woods with barely enough light to see, GrandpaDave, looking for a lift of his spirits, chanced upon Sir Router. A knight of the realm, Sir Router had been on many a journey slaying edge grain, end grain and dado's/grooves/slots (oh, my). Recognizing GrandpaDave's plight, Sir Router offered his services for a mere pittance.. Having been on such successful journeys before and understanding the long road to recovery and rehabilitation, Sir Router knew that GrandpaDave required help as he held magic powers. He could tell, even from great distances, when someone required his services. Sir Router was always glad to serve and would travel many miles for someone in need. Nobody knows what happened next as the myth changed over time but it is said that Sir Router and GrandpaDave parted company and many an ugly thing happened. Sir Router put a curse upon GrandpaDave for rejecting his services and so GrandpaDave continued to have diffilulties finding a lift. Morale of the story: If you're neck deep in dense woods and need a lift do not reject Sir router's offer...
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