10 minutes ago, Smallpatch said:

I usually don't jump in and welcome people aboard. I leave it to my helpers.

 

I noticed you didn't mind putting where you live in print. Too bad most won't do that. Something to do with the 

witness protection program??

 

I've got this thing going with the wife, we write down all the names of guys and the towns in a certain direction we might want to go and obtain their phone numbers... When we get close I call the woodworker and since everyone is real easy she can explain we hit a bump in the road and broke the car in half and could we get a hundred or so for the repairs then when we get back home for sure I will mail your money back to you. I usually let the wife beg or that is lovingly request the money. This way she would still be with me in the cell to make up my bed and cook for me if someone turns us in..

  This being a private message only you can read this but being another Texan I will not under any circumstances will I ever try to do you that way.. Oh sure!

    Okay, what did you do when you decided you wanted to switch over and ruin a bunch of 2x4's??

 

Smallpatch

   

I can read that, but I won't tell anyone...........................................................................HEY GUYS, SEE WHAT PATCH JUST WROTE?

 

Herb

Welcome to the forum Matt!!!!

Thank you for the welcome...I am in Spring, Texas

2 minutes ago, Matt47 said:

Thank you for the welcome...I am in Spring, Texas

So that's where our Spring is hold up at?

You know it..