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It would be nice if the customer didn't attempt to repair things then bring them to me!

 

I would silently groan when I would hear, "My husband tried to repair this (with Gorilla Glue)"

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17 hours ago, Fred W. Hargis Jr said:

Nice job on the clock, Jesse.

 

Agreed!

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I've got a ton of Dremel bits just for that purpose . Also dental picks!!!!  Good job!!! 

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"yes ma'am, how may i help you today?"

 

"I need some wood grain paint that will adhere to bondo"

 

"wood grain paint?"

 

"yes, paint that will look like wood grain when you roll it on"

 

"ummmm....."

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1 hour ago, DAB said:

"yes ma'am, how may i help you today?"

 

"I need some wood grain paint that will adhere to bondo"

 

"wood grain paint?"

 

"yes, paint that will look like wood grain when you roll it on"

 

"ummmm....."

Not the product, but the technique.   I've seen some faux graining that was _really_ hard to tell it was not real grain.  Also seen some faux marble that was likewise.

As an aside tale, I took a faux finishing class a number of years ago from a guy that did it professionally.  He came in to one class and said, "Well, we have a new record.   We've re-done some work 27 times because the woman (a Karen) was not happy with the color."  They are paid time and material, thankfully.   Can you imagine a) 54 coats of paint on something and b) at some point it was darned close enough not to matter?

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19 hours ago, kmealy said:

Not the product, but the technique.   I've seen some faux graining that was _really_ hard to tell it was not real grain.  Also seen some faux marble that was likewise.

As an aside tale, I took a faux finishing class a number of years ago from a guy that did it professionally.  He came in to one class and said, "Well, we have a new record.   We've re-done some work 27 times because the woman (a Karen) was not happy with the color."  They are paid time and material, thankfully.   Can you imagine a) 54 coats of paint on something and b) at some point it was darned close enough not to matter?

some years ago, i got a request to make a custom cutting board, with the letter S featured in contrasting wood.  their last name started with S.

 

ok, interesting challenge.

 

i purchased some maple and cherry, cut things to size, did a dry layout, took a pic, sent it to her, got an OK back, glued it up, finished it, shipped it off.

 

ok, now just wait for her check.......2 weeks, nothing.....4 weeks, nothing......6 weeks, get a few excuses, but no check yet.

 

finally demanded that she either pay what was agreed, or send it back, under threat of public shaming, as many knew who she was in my little corner of the world.

 

finally, get it back, she maintains her innocence before men, and now i'm out about $100+ in materials and shipping costs.

 

who else wants a custom cutting board?  finally give it away to someone who's last name also started with an S.

 

her reason for not paying?  oh, you're going to love this:

 

when it arrived, apparently hubby got a look at it, and found out what she had promised to pay me in money, and said NO.

 

so she invented the reason that it wasn't "fancy enough"

 

lady, you saw the picture of the dry layout.  it didn't change when it was glued up.

 

her name was not Karen (i don't even remember what it was, but my sister's given name is Karen, so i tend to remember other people named Karen), but she sure fit the bill.

 

 

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