You betchya~!!!! 

You know how it is when you are in your shop chiseling and sawing and jointing and tap tap taping away  and all these hot chicks keep coming up to ya an hitting on ya because like any sane person you are not wearing jewelry whole operating machinery?

 

You know about this problem right?

 And yet missues worries  that one of those hot c bikini models is going to have her way with you right on that 12" jointer?

YAh well here is the solution to this problem

http://qalo.com/

They got silicon wedding rings so those sports illustrated swimsuit models in your shop over by the dust collector  will know you are already spoken for.

And being silicone they won't rip your finger off if they happen to catch.

 

I bet you are already ordering boxes of these.

 

 

Earrings and nose rings next?

No wonder you can't get any work done, Cliff. Maybe you need to lock the shop doors- after they leave, of course.

On 5/5/2016 at 3:27 PM, lew said:

No wonder you can't get any work done, Cliff. Maybe you need to lock the shop doors- after they leave, of course.

 

Yah the bikini models  can be demanding of my energy.  I can barely fit  twelve into a single day.