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Woodworkers night before Chirstmas

Ron Altier
Ron Altier
in Woodworking Archives

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One of our members, John Duck, sent this to me and I got a kick out of it, so I thought I'd share it with all.

 

A Christmas visit

 

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the shop,
Not a tool was heard running,
Not even a saw.


The drill press was silent
Its bits put away.
I'd wrapped all the gifts
For tomorrow's big day.


Then what should appear
Among the stacks of scrap wood
But a fellow in flannel,
All decked out in safety gear.


I seem to have startled
The plaid-wearing man.
He jumped when I asked him
If he needed a hand.


He chortled and chuckled
And told me, "No fear!"
"I'm just a woodworking elf
Who has brought you some beer."


Then he quickly turned tail
As his booming voice bellowed,
"Merry Christmas to all!
Enjoy the lager and ale!"

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