Really, do I look that stoopid?

[kmealy]

Today's mail:

Dear Beneficiary,

I am writing to inform you that the total amount of US$10.5Million has been approved to be release to you by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). All machinery are in place to release $10.5Million through mobile banking Transfer to your designated bank account. We're committed to release this funds via Mobile Banking Service which is 100% secured and protected by using CBN-leading safety and security features.

Do get back to us, we have mandated to release your funds so get back to me with the following details:
(1) Bank Name
(2) Bank Address
(3) Account Number
(4) Swift Code & Routing Number
(5) Current receiving address were original copy of your funds release order documents will
be sending, P.O.BOX not accepted.
(6) Your phone and a copy of your ID card or driver’s license.

Your payment information will be protected by our Mobile Banking Security Guarantee which also helps protect our customers and Mobile Banking transactions.

Your urgent reply is needed.
Mrs. Judy Mcafee
Director, International Remittance
department.

[Gunny]

Have some fun!!

 

 

 

Bank Name:  First of May Federal State Bank of Crackfornia

Bank address:  1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC

Account number:8675309

Swift code: 87Af56bG1009-67qT156

Receiving address:   10th St & Pennsylvania Ave, NW, Washington, DC 20004.

Phone number:  (916) 255-1102

Drivers License:   It was revoked last month

 

[Cal]

Geez Keith, are you so well off that you can't use an extra US$10.5Million?!?

[Gene Howe]

Isn't it wonderful that those wealthy Nigerians are so generous? 

[DuckSoup]

This might be your lucky day, you should look outside and see if Ed McMahon is sitting in a van with a bunch of balloons.

[kmealy]

I should give them the address of Ted's Woodworking.

[LarryS]

Donate a portion of that money to upgrade The Patriot Woodworker jet!!!!