Good Clean Fun

[HARO50 6,923]

Don't know about the rest of you, but I for one miss the "Useless conversation" thread, so I thought I'd try a different approach. Just keep it clean, guys, and maybe John will let it ride.

The other John

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[Gene Howe 17,799]

Thanks John. 

[HandyDan 29,594]

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John

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5 hours ago, HandyDan said:

Seeing this reminded me.... apparently even horses like a good joke. (My grandson and Tommo)

John

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[Grandpadave52 20,531]

In a small mid-western town were two well known and very successfully brothers.

 

The had accumulated vast wealth however at the expense of others. In fact, these two brothers, cheated people in business transactions, did not stick to their word, lied to get a deal, and often pitted clients and customers against each other. They were known secretly for their excessive drinking, swearing and even cheating on their wives.

 

Unexpectedly, one of the brothers passed away. While making funeral arrangements, the surviving brother, told the Pastor of the church they attended he would donate $100,000 to the church if the Pastor would tell those in attendance at the funeral what a saint his brother had been.

 

The Pastor smiled slightly, accepted the check for $100,00, then gave the check to the church treasurer.

 

The day of the funeral, the surviving brother and family, the Mayor, members of the city and county council, aldermen, the most affluent doctors, lawyers and businessmen along with the local media were in attendance.

 

The Pastor started with a prayer, then began his message; "family members, business associates, and friends...the man you see laying before you was the biggest crook, cheat, thief, and dishonest person this town has ever known, but compared to his brother, he was a saint."   

Edited July 27, 2018 by Grandpadave52

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The Chaplin at my Mom's church told that one a few months ago!

[Gene Howe 17,799]

[Gene Howe 17,799]

I picked up a hitchhiker last night.



He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger and asked, "Thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"



I told him the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.

[Gene Howe 17,799]

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