Gene Howe Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 This is from a friend down under. A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.The Sarge says..."Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news". "Well," says the bloke..."I guess I'd better have the bad news first?" The Sarge says..."I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead, young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef, he got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead." The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn, but after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is. The Sarge says..."Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share." He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it. "Geez thanks...They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that...... So what's the other possible good news? "Well", the Sarge says..."if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again... Link to comment
Al B Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 MAN , Thats SICK !!! Link to comment
Buckaroo Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 JES WHAT I NEEDED!! Link to comment
Grandpadave52 Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Twisted.... Link to comment
Buckaroo Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 On 12/30/2017 at 11:20 AM, lew said: I COPIED AND PASTED THE ENTIRE STORY / PIECE INTO AN EMAIL AND SENT IT!! AINT GOT NOT ONE REPLY SO FAR. IS HUMOR DEAD? HAS EVERYONE GOT SO FAR IN DEPT, NOTHING IS HUMOROUS TO'M? Link to comment
Al B Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Maybe the're still laughing .------------------------------------------------- or gagging. Link to comment
Gene Howe Posted January 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Minnesota. She said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken old fool in. Link to comment
lew Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, Gene Howe said: Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Minnesota. She said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken old fool in. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Grandpadave52 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Gene Howe said: She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken old fool in. another SNORK That's why I only go out while my wife is at work and always take my keys with me. Link to comment
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