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8 minutes ago, Chips N Dust said:

 

Hope you enjoyed these

then some...

prerinse has my vote...

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Just now, Stick486 said:

then some...

prerinse has my vote...

My GF gets after me for that...

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Those are great, Kelly. Especially like the Pre Rinse cycle.

Reminds me of this story.

Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film like substance on his place, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.

Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, ‘COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YEH HERE ME!!!”

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Thought these were too funny not to pass along!

 

1. The garbage collector is not stealing your stuff.

2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm lying under the coffee table.

3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind
the sofa or under the bed.


4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house.


5. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it
or after they throw it up.

 

6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining
pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.

 

7. I will not throw up in the car.

8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, deer,
etc. just because I like the way they smell.


9. "Kitty box crunchies", although =hey are tasty,
are not food.

10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and
then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.


11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.


12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not
tell them.

13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not
the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.


14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the
window rolled down when it's raining outside.


15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each
time I hear one on TV.


16. I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance
all over the backyard with it.


17. The sofa is not a face towel. neither are mom &
dad's laps.


18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.


19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he
reaches in for mom's driver's license and car registration.


20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear
when he's on the toilet.

21. I will not eat mint flavored dental floss out of
the bathroom garbage to avoid having a string hanging out of my butt.


22. I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an
option after just getting a bath.


23. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an
acceptable way of saying hello.


24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because
I thought it was the  right thing to do.


25. I will not fart in my owners face while sleeping
on the pillow next to their head.


26. I will not come in from outside and immediately
drag my butt across the carpet.


27. The toilet bowl is not a never ending water
supply and, just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it is cleaner.


28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room
and lick my crotch when company is over.


29. Suddenly turning around and smelling my butt can
quickly clear a room.

30. The cat is not a squeaky toy so, when I play
with him and he makes that  noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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This is great! I'd like to copy a copy to carry around with me, would go great with a tee shirt I have that says : DOGS (very big letters), right under that it says "because people suck"

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24 minutes ago, lew said:

Me Too!

'cuz we can relate???

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3 hours ago, lew said:

Quigley is finished, the plates can go directly into the cupboards 

teach him to put the dishes up when he's done...

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2 hours ago, HandyDan said:

Dog gets a treat the plates are rinsed.  WIN_WIN!!

that's treat, washed and rinsed... triple header...

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This reminds me, I need to go on the back porch and retrieve a plate now...if she'll give it up...sometimes gets a tad testy.

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don't take it...

refill it....

whassa matter you...

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