DRAGON1 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 Anybody else but me put coffee on their supply list BEFORE the wood? I'd get intravenous but I haven't found a backpack container for it....... Link to comment
Nickp Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 Stick...where are you...speak up... He must be making coffee... Link to comment
schnewj Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Nickp said: Stick...where are you...speak up... He must be making coffee... Must be sleeping, or chasing down the person who left 1 oz in the pot and didn't make a fresh pot. What to see him screw into the ceiling? Just, say, "...but there was some left" Link to comment
Nickp Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 48 minutes ago, schnewj said: Must be sleeping, or chasing down the person who left 1 oz in the pot and didn't make a fresh pot. What to see him screw into the ceiling? Just, say, "...but there was some left" Maybe he's taking a nap... Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 You don't sweat, you percolate. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. When someone asks "How are you?" you reply, "Good to the last drop." Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You short out motion detectors. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You lick your coffeepot clean. You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee." You can type 60 words per minute ...with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. All your kids are named "Joe." Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low". You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. People get dizzy just watching you. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio. People can test their batteries in your ears. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. You want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar". Your Thermos is on wheels. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. You don't tan, you roast. You don't get mad, you get steamed. You can't even remember your second cup. You help your dog chase its tail. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. Your pooo smells like espresso. Mosquitoes that bite you can fly through glass. You stand in front of the microwave screaming, "Hurry up!" During a police raid, you are caught shooting up freeze dried Folgers in a coffee joint with Mrs. Folgers. You use meth as a sedative. Your friends refer to your coffee as elephant stimulant. Your coffee was the prototype for the alien blood in Aliens. You rush into the hospital emergency room, suffering from withdrawal and demand, "Quick! Start an I.V.: D5Caffeine. Stat!" You are arrested for cultivating coffee plants for more than just your own personal use. When served coffee at a friend's house, you sometimes add "No Doze" so you get enough caffeine. __________________ Link to comment
Gene Howe Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 Lew, that is so true. Brown water is NOT coffee. The same for tea. Though, sometimes I brew tea so strong it sets my teeth on edge. Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DRAGON1 said: Anybody else but me put coffee on their supply list BEFORE the wood? I'd get intravenous but I haven't found a backpack container for it....... http://www.camelbak.com/ Link to comment
Nickp Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DRAGON1 said: Anybody else but me put coffee on their supply list BEFORE the wood? I'd get intravenous but I haven't found a backpack container for it....... Is this what you're thinking...? Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DRAGON1 said: Anybody else but me put coffee on their supply list BEFORE the wood? I'd get intravenous but I haven't found a backpack container for it....... Link to comment
Gene Howe Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 You know you've had enough coffee when.......Now, that's just dumb. Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Nickp said: Stick...where are you...speak up... He must be making coffee... i was.... Link to comment
schnewj Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 Oh, BOY! I think we caught him on an extremely high intake day! Link to comment
HandyDan Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 I get the coffee ready to go before I go to bed. I get up in the morning and put it on. I go back to bed. I get up some time after it is done. Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gene Howe said: You know you've had enough coffee when.......Now, that's just dumb. not possible either... Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, schnewj said: Oh, BOY! I think we caught him on an extremely high intake day! nope... I pace me.. one pot per at a time... Link to comment
schnewj Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Stick486 said: nope... I pace me.. one pot per at a time... I know, but it's only approximately one minute, forty seven seconds brew time between pots. Tell me I'm wrong! Better yet, tell everyone else how long it takes you to brew a pot...down to the second. Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 51 minutes ago, schnewj said: I know, but it's only approximately one minute, forty seven seconds brew time between pots. Tell me I'm wrong! Better yet, tell everyone else how long it takes you to brew a pot...down to the second. 2 minuets 50 seconds... 12 cups or 3 mugs.. you were short 1 minuet 3 seconds... Link to comment
Stick486 Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 1 hour ago, HandyDan said: I get the coffee ready to go before I go to bed. I get up in the morning and put it on. I go back to bed. I get up some time after it is done. you don't get up in the middle of the night to have a cup of coffee like some of us... Link to comment
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