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26 minutes ago, HandyDan said:

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now we're talkin'....

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1 hour ago, Stick486 said:

 

now we're talkin'....

Ditto!

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1 hour ago, HandyDan said:

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He who would pick a pun, would pick a pocket

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Sometimes we Seniors don't Understand Directions…
I went to my nearby Amcal Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I’m not allowed to go back to that Amcal, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!

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